Rules RULES!!!

.....and let me ask you how many of you are aware that the Police guys sitting in front of the car while taking a superior officer to some place is not allowed to look to the back seat,i.e. the superior at the back!!!If you didn't know,there is a rule so!!
Why am I into posting this here??Ok here goes with no much exaggerations!!!!There was this officer traveling from some place to his office...There was a road block..It lasted for so long that the officer decided to get out of the car to watch the problem,and he walked out to have a look!Then in few minutes the block was cleared and the car left!The car reached the office,the guy in front jumped out and opened the rear door and waited!!!After a long wait,he was compelled to look inside the car and it took his heart away!!Where is the boss!!!!???
After few minutes,here comes our boss in some private vehicle!!!The car left without him from the block!!!And sadly,the guy was transfered to some other office!!!Happys Endings!!
Silly stupid rules!!But like I said-rules RULES!!!
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Bunk A Day,Pay The Price!

He is irregular for tuition.If he came for a day,the next two days he bunked!And this is what will happen if you do so!It was a chemistry class that day.The topic was metallurgy.The process of extraction of metals were discussed that day and this friend of mine was not in the class.For the next chemistry class he came..
The portion contained a section called refining of metals which was further divided into many and one among them was Cupellation!As this friend of mine being absent,he didn't know the process nor the word!A naughty friend of mine told him the word with the right spelling!And guess what happened!!He asked the teacher to explain the process!And being a computer science student,guess what he asked!
"Ma'm can you explain COPULATION???"

The teacher was dumb struck!Such a question to a chemistry teacher??We other students were laughing out loud and couldn't control ourselves!!

I Need Alcohol...!

Note:Post meant only for those who have completed 10th grade and opted science stream:

The chemistry practical exams were on the go!Aims were three,viz. to identify a given salt,to estimate potassium permanganate and to find the functional group present in a given organic compound!!

Most of my friends,including me,didn't know the first word about the things to do in all these three experiments!But with the help of some studious friends,it wasn't hard to get out of all these things.Copied and previously planned values helped us to get through!For the third thing,a batch mate of mine made a blunder!All the students were given the same sample to test the functional group.Many finished the thing and this girl here asked her friend what the thing was before she even finish the second experiment.She said the group is alcohol.So soon after she was done with the second experiment,reached the lab assistant to ask for her functional group sample.She was suppose to ask "I need the sample for functional group."...She instead asked "I need alcohol!"

The lab assistant understood the game and changed the sample!She struggled with it.I don't know whether the girl got the result or left it there!!