What Did You Have Today?

Okay now here I am with one of MY own stupidities!!!
It was our exams.After that day's exam,I had my lunch and wanted to get to my Principal to get my All India Entrance form attested(Hehe..the first stupidity to write that)!After waiting for few minutes,got into principal's cabin and got the job done.Then for the school seal,I went to the official there..And there was my once upon a time English teacher!She asked me "What did you have today?"..And I answered "Rice!" and showed the action of eating with my hand!!Now where's the stupidity??Well here it is..Next she said-"I asked about your EXAM dear!!What did you have today?"..All the staffs there started laughing at me..Damn my face might have turned pink if I was a white!!I somehow managed to get the seal and ran outta the office!!
The End!
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GET OUT!!!

Have a grudge against someone?Wanna get him/her insulted?Here's a simple way..Provided the person must be late to class!!:-)...The one comes,ask permission of the teacher to get in by speaking "May I come in sir?" and meanwhile you whistle!!What does the teacher hear??"May I get in sir?Shheeww!!!"..And result!!!GET OUT!!!DON'T YOU DARE COME IN MY WAY AGAIN!!!

Happened when a friend of mine came to class and another friend whistled,not 'cause of any grudge but for fun!!All happened in fraction of seconds!!
"May I get in sir?Shheeww...Get out!!!!"
Hahaha!!!