I never knew a group of 6 people could do a blunder of this sort!Who are the 6?Let me tell you one among them was me,2 female friends and 3 male friends of mine...We were all home for Christmas holidays and thought of meeting each other...May be like a reunion I must say...First we had lunch together and right after that,one among the girls said she needed to watch Avatar movie so we decided to go!We rushed to the theater...None of us understood why the people in the theater was staring at us...Within no time,we noticed that not even a single wall poster of Avatar was near the theater which is contrary to the usual criteria!We were confused and I decided to check the movie which was on...I asked a guy who was standing in the queue to the ticket counter about the movie that was to run there and he pointed his finger to a poster!!O-M-G!!Now I knew why those people had a weird look...Me,my friends,along with "2 girls" went to watch an 18+ movie!!!We ran out of there like Bolt!!
Moral-Make sure you check very well before going to watch a movie!!!:)
P.S.:We were all 18+ anyways!!!!:-P
Monday, January 04, 2010
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Rules RULES!!!
.....and let me ask you how many of you are aware that the Police guys sitting in front of the car while taking a superior officer to some place is not allowed to look to the back seat,i.e. the superior at the back!!!If you didn't know,there is a rule so!!
Why am I into posting this here??Ok here goes with no much exaggerations!!!!There was this officer traveling from some place to his office...There was a road block..It lasted for so long that the officer decided to get out of the car to watch the problem,and he walked out to have a look!Then in few minutes the block was cleared and the car left!The car reached the office,the guy in front jumped out and opened the rear door and waited!!!After a long wait,he was compelled to look inside the car and it took his heart away!!Where is the boss!!!!???
After few minutes,here comes our boss in some private vehicle!!!The car left without him from the block!!!And sadly,the guy was transfered to some other office!!!Happys Endings!!
Silly stupid rules!!But like I said-rules RULES!!!
:-)
Why am I into posting this here??Ok here goes with no much exaggerations!!!!There was this officer traveling from some place to his office...There was a road block..It lasted for so long that the officer decided to get out of the car to watch the problem,and he walked out to have a look!Then in few minutes the block was cleared and the car left!The car reached the office,the guy in front jumped out and opened the rear door and waited!!!After a long wait,he was compelled to look inside the car and it took his heart away!!Where is the boss!!!!???
After few minutes,here comes our boss in some private vehicle!!!The car left without him from the block!!!And sadly,the guy was transfered to some other office!!!Happys Endings!!
Silly stupid rules!!But like I said-rules RULES!!!
:-)
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Bunk A Day,Pay The Price!
He is irregular for tuition.If he came for a day,the next two days he bunked!And this is what will happen if you do so!It was a chemistry class that day.The topic was metallurgy.The process of extraction of metals were discussed that day and this friend of mine was not in the class.For the next chemistry class he came..
The portion contained a section called refining of metals which was further divided into many and one among them was Cupellation!As this friend of mine being absent,he didn't know the process nor the word!A naughty friend of mine told him the word with the right spelling!And guess what happened!!He asked the teacher to explain the process!And being a computer science student,guess what he asked!
"Ma'm can you explain COPULATION???"
The teacher was dumb struck!Such a question to a chemistry teacher??We other students were laughing out loud and couldn't control ourselves!!
The portion contained a section called refining of metals which was further divided into many and one among them was Cupellation!As this friend of mine being absent,he didn't know the process nor the word!A naughty friend of mine told him the word with the right spelling!And guess what happened!!He asked the teacher to explain the process!And being a computer science student,guess what he asked!
"Ma'm can you explain COPULATION???"
The teacher was dumb struck!Such a question to a chemistry teacher??We other students were laughing out loud and couldn't control ourselves!!
Friday, January 09, 2009
I Need Alcohol...!
Note:Post meant only for those who have completed 10th grade and opted science stream:
The chemistry practical exams were on the go!Aims were three,viz. to identify a given salt,to estimate potassium permanganate and to find the functional group present in a given organic compound!!
Most of my friends,including me,didn't know the first word about the things to do in all these three experiments!But with the help of some studious friends,it wasn't hard to get out of all these things.Copied and previously planned values helped us to get through!For the third thing,a batch mate of mine made a blunder!All the students were given the same sample to test the functional group.Many finished the thing and this girl here asked her friend what the thing was before she even finish the second experiment.She said the group is alcohol.So soon after she was done with the second experiment,reached the lab assistant to ask for her functional group sample.She was suppose to ask "I need the sample for functional group."...She instead asked "I need alcohol!"
The lab assistant understood the game and changed the sample!She struggled with it.I don't know whether the girl got the result or left it there!!
The chemistry practical exams were on the go!Aims were three,viz. to identify a given salt,to estimate potassium permanganate and to find the functional group present in a given organic compound!!
Most of my friends,including me,didn't know the first word about the things to do in all these three experiments!But with the help of some studious friends,it wasn't hard to get out of all these things.Copied and previously planned values helped us to get through!For the third thing,a batch mate of mine made a blunder!All the students were given the same sample to test the functional group.Many finished the thing and this girl here asked her friend what the thing was before she even finish the second experiment.She said the group is alcohol.So soon after she was done with the second experiment,reached the lab assistant to ask for her functional group sample.She was suppose to ask "I need the sample for functional group."...She instead asked "I need alcohol!"
The lab assistant understood the game and changed the sample!She struggled with it.I don't know whether the girl got the result or left it there!!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
What Did You Have Today?
Okay now here I am with one of MY own stupidities!!!
It was our exams.After that day's exam,I had my lunch and wanted to get to my Principal to get my All India Entrance form attested(Hehe..the first stupidity to write that)!After waiting for few minutes,got into principal's cabin and got the job done.Then for the school seal,I went to the official there..And there was my once upon a time English teacher!She asked me "What did you have today?"..And I answered "Rice!" and showed the action of eating with my hand!!Now where's the stupidity??Well here it is..Next she said-"I asked about your EXAM dear!!What did you have today?"..All the staffs there started laughing at me..Damn my face might have turned pink if I was a white!!I somehow managed to get the seal and ran outta the office!!
The End!
:)
It was our exams.After that day's exam,I had my lunch and wanted to get to my Principal to get my All India Entrance form attested(Hehe..the first stupidity to write that)!After waiting for few minutes,got into principal's cabin and got the job done.Then for the school seal,I went to the official there..And there was my once upon a time English teacher!She asked me "What did you have today?"..And I answered "Rice!" and showed the action of eating with my hand!!Now where's the stupidity??Well here it is..Next she said-"I asked about your EXAM dear!!What did you have today?"..All the staffs there started laughing at me..Damn my face might have turned pink if I was a white!!I somehow managed to get the seal and ran outta the office!!
The End!
:)
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
GET OUT!!!
Have a grudge against someone?Wanna get him/her insulted?Here's a simple way..Provided the person must be late to class!!:-)...The one comes,ask permission of the teacher to get in by speaking "May I come in sir?" and meanwhile you whistle!!What does the teacher hear??"May I get in sir?Shheeww!!!"..And result!!!GET OUT!!!DON'T YOU DARE COME IN MY WAY AGAIN!!!
Happened when a friend of mine came to class and another friend whistled,not 'cause of any grudge but for fun!!All happened in fraction of seconds!!
"May I get in sir?Shheeww...Get out!!!!"
Hahaha!!!
Happened when a friend of mine came to class and another friend whistled,not 'cause of any grudge but for fun!!All happened in fraction of seconds!!
"May I get in sir?Shheeww...Get out!!!!"
Hahaha!!!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Why Were You On Leave??
C'mon for real I don't do much stupidities and so this blog will have to be dead..So I decided to post stupidities I get from all over...
Okay so here goes...I have this friend who bunked class for two days...Since our board potions are over and the revisions are on the go,teachers are so concerned about students not being on the roll!!And for the very reason,this friend of mine was asked explanation...The reason he bunked was that he cut his chin while taking a shave...And guess what was his answer on the teachers asking??
"Mam I was on leave 'cause I had bleeding!!!"
:-)
Okay so here goes...I have this friend who bunked class for two days...Since our board potions are over and the revisions are on the go,teachers are so concerned about students not being on the roll!!And for the very reason,this friend of mine was asked explanation...The reason he bunked was that he cut his chin while taking a shave...And guess what was his answer on the teachers asking??
"Mam I was on leave 'cause I had bleeding!!!"
:-)
Friday, November 14, 2008
Concave Mirror!
The blog title says "my stupidities"..But now I'm gonna say about stupidity of one my friends!!I'm sure this ain't gonna sound good..But lemme start with it..But yeah...The reader gotta have an idea about concave mirrors and its properties..If you don't,here it is..There are many properties but the relevant point which you gotta know to understand this post is that concave mirrors produces image on a screen placed at some point,rather than forming it on the mirror itself like the usual mirrors do,and the image thus obtained on the screen will be inverted..So here's a short story happened in the physics lab the other day!
Me,and my group members were doing the experiment involving a concave mirror..We were trying to find the rough focal length(if you know what it is)..The group had 2 boys including me,and 3 girls..I was trying to obtain the focal length and the image was almost clear on the screen..And guess what happened!!The other guy found an error in our doing..!!!He said the image is inverted and guess what he did!!!He inverted the screen to have the erect image!!I know you can't find it funny...But if you were on the spot,you might have laughed till your Adam's apple bulge out!Well did 'you' understand his blunder??Or are you one of him??
;-)
Me,and my group members were doing the experiment involving a concave mirror..We were trying to find the rough focal length(if you know what it is)..The group had 2 boys including me,and 3 girls..I was trying to obtain the focal length and the image was almost clear on the screen..And guess what happened!!The other guy found an error in our doing..!!!He said the image is inverted and guess what he did!!!He inverted the screen to have the erect image!!I know you can't find it funny...But if you were on the spot,you might have laughed till your Adam's apple bulge out!Well did 'you' understand his blunder??Or are you one of him??
;-)
Friday, August 29, 2008
Summer Storm To An End...!!!
It came before me as a summer storm,
And took me with it once it for all.
It drove me with it for long,
I screamed in the hope of help.
None lent me their arms,
That were strong enough to pull me out.
Seasons passed,
The mighty continued.
I wished for it to spare me,
I wished for it to leave me behind.
It carried me round the sun twice,
Where I expected it to stop.
It fooled me with ease,
And continued to grow stronger.
There I made an attempt to jump out,
And it worked out well.
It lost its strength to the world,
Though it was the same to me.
It didn't appreciate my try,
But I didn't act like I cared.
I decided to surrender my attempt,
And it seemed to understand my try.
It was sweeter than ever before,
And I really fell for it.
The world still believes it to weaken by time,
But me alone feel its constant strength.
And now it threw me away like I always wished,
And is leading a distance from me.
I gaze into it with wide open eyes,
And watch it moving away from me.
Around me is the pain of joy,
Or never can I judge it as pain or joy.
It seems like a dream come true,
Which now is a nightmare of a lifetime.
Crystal was my heart times ago,
And it's shattered as it was one.
Inescapable pain drives through my nerves wild,
But I bare it in the hope of upcoming joy.
Is it an end to start?
Or is it an end to stop?
Now the storm is out of my sight,
As it dumped me out of it for heaven's sake.
It did its job,
But never did it watch the place where I was thrown.
It was a bed of thorns,
Which pierced into every pore of my flesh.
I bleed an ocean of blood,
I shed an ocean of tears.
I still cannot make out my mind,
Nor can I control my emotions.
Do I want the storm come back?
And took me with it once it for all.
It drove me with it for long,
I screamed in the hope of help.
None lent me their arms,
That were strong enough to pull me out.
Seasons passed,
The mighty continued.
I wished for it to spare me,
I wished for it to leave me behind.
It carried me round the sun twice,
Where I expected it to stop.
It fooled me with ease,
And continued to grow stronger.
There I made an attempt to jump out,
And it worked out well.
It lost its strength to the world,
Though it was the same to me.
It didn't appreciate my try,
But I didn't act like I cared.
I decided to surrender my attempt,
And it seemed to understand my try.
It was sweeter than ever before,
And I really fell for it.
The world still believes it to weaken by time,
But me alone feel its constant strength.
And now it threw me away like I always wished,
And is leading a distance from me.
I gaze into it with wide open eyes,
And watch it moving away from me.
Around me is the pain of joy,
Or never can I judge it as pain or joy.
It seems like a dream come true,
Which now is a nightmare of a lifetime.
Crystal was my heart times ago,
And it's shattered as it was one.
Inescapable pain drives through my nerves wild,
But I bare it in the hope of upcoming joy.
Is it an end to start?
Or is it an end to stop?
Now the storm is out of my sight,
As it dumped me out of it for heaven's sake.
It did its job,
But never did it watch the place where I was thrown.
It was a bed of thorns,
Which pierced into every pore of my flesh.
I bleed an ocean of blood,
I shed an ocean of tears.
I still cannot make out my mind,
Nor can I control my emotions.
Do I want the storm come back?
Or do I want to heal myself?
Saturday, August 09, 2008
Flame Of Life...!!!
The flames of life surrounded me completely,
With its merciless heat that burnt my soul brutally.
The efforts made to stop it were burnt with my soul,
Jus' a waste of time it seemed.
No attempt helped me stop the flame,
As none were strong enough to do the job.
There I made reasons to put out the flame,
And the reasons were all my own.
It was an endless ocean of lies,
And were filled with drops of truths.
I ne'er cared to gaze into the other side of it,
'cause all what I cared was my own joy.
I told myself that I was out of the flame,
And made the fellows believe the same.
Now when I look deep into myself,
The pity for myself grows harder.
The lies are the cover for my emotions,
And I love 'em for my own good.
The reason being that I hate the truth,
For I'm still on the glowing crimson flame!
With its merciless heat that burnt my soul brutally.
The efforts made to stop it were burnt with my soul,
Jus' a waste of time it seemed.
No attempt helped me stop the flame,
As none were strong enough to do the job.
There I made reasons to put out the flame,
And the reasons were all my own.
It was an endless ocean of lies,
And were filled with drops of truths.
I ne'er cared to gaze into the other side of it,
'cause all what I cared was my own joy.
I told myself that I was out of the flame,
And made the fellows believe the same.
Now when I look deep into myself,
The pity for myself grows harder.
The lies are the cover for my emotions,
And I love 'em for my own good.
The reason being that I hate the truth,
For I'm still on the glowing crimson flame!
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