Okay now here I am with one of MY own stupidities!!!
It was our exams.After that day's exam,I had my lunch and wanted to get to my Principal to get my All India Entrance form attested(Hehe..the first stupidity to write that)!After waiting for few minutes,got into principal's cabin and got the job done.Then for the school seal,I went to the official there..And there was my once upon a time English teacher!She asked me "What did you have today?"..And I answered "Rice!" and showed the action of eating with my hand!!Now where's the stupidity??Well here it is..Next she said-"I asked about your EXAM dear!!What did you have today?"..All the staffs there started laughing at me..Damn my face might have turned pink if I was a white!!I somehow managed to get the seal and ran outta the office!!
The End!
:)
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
GET OUT!!!
Have a grudge against someone?Wanna get him/her insulted?Here's a simple way..Provided the person must be late to class!!:-)...The one comes,ask permission of the teacher to get in by speaking "May I come in sir?" and meanwhile you whistle!!What does the teacher hear??"May I get in sir?Shheeww!!!"..And result!!!GET OUT!!!DON'T YOU DARE COME IN MY WAY AGAIN!!!
Happened when a friend of mine came to class and another friend whistled,not 'cause of any grudge but for fun!!All happened in fraction of seconds!!
"May I get in sir?Shheeww...Get out!!!!"
Hahaha!!!
Happened when a friend of mine came to class and another friend whistled,not 'cause of any grudge but for fun!!All happened in fraction of seconds!!
"May I get in sir?Shheeww...Get out!!!!"
Hahaha!!!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Why Were You On Leave??
C'mon for real I don't do much stupidities and so this blog will have to be dead..So I decided to post stupidities I get from all over...
Okay so here goes...I have this friend who bunked class for two days...Since our board potions are over and the revisions are on the go,teachers are so concerned about students not being on the roll!!And for the very reason,this friend of mine was asked explanation...The reason he bunked was that he cut his chin while taking a shave...And guess what was his answer on the teachers asking??
"Mam I was on leave 'cause I had bleeding!!!"
:-)
Okay so here goes...I have this friend who bunked class for two days...Since our board potions are over and the revisions are on the go,teachers are so concerned about students not being on the roll!!And for the very reason,this friend of mine was asked explanation...The reason he bunked was that he cut his chin while taking a shave...And guess what was his answer on the teachers asking??
"Mam I was on leave 'cause I had bleeding!!!"
:-)
Friday, November 14, 2008
Concave Mirror!
The blog title says "my stupidities"..But now I'm gonna say about stupidity of one my friends!!I'm sure this ain't gonna sound good..But lemme start with it..But yeah...The reader gotta have an idea about concave mirrors and its properties..If you don't,here it is..There are many properties but the relevant point which you gotta know to understand this post is that concave mirrors produces image on a screen placed at some point,rather than forming it on the mirror itself like the usual mirrors do,and the image thus obtained on the screen will be inverted..So here's a short story happened in the physics lab the other day!
Me,and my group members were doing the experiment involving a concave mirror..We were trying to find the rough focal length(if you know what it is)..The group had 2 boys including me,and 3 girls..I was trying to obtain the focal length and the image was almost clear on the screen..And guess what happened!!The other guy found an error in our doing..!!!He said the image is inverted and guess what he did!!!He inverted the screen to have the erect image!!I know you can't find it funny...But if you were on the spot,you might have laughed till your Adam's apple bulge out!Well did 'you' understand his blunder??Or are you one of him??
;-)
Me,and my group members were doing the experiment involving a concave mirror..We were trying to find the rough focal length(if you know what it is)..The group had 2 boys including me,and 3 girls..I was trying to obtain the focal length and the image was almost clear on the screen..And guess what happened!!The other guy found an error in our doing..!!!He said the image is inverted and guess what he did!!!He inverted the screen to have the erect image!!I know you can't find it funny...But if you were on the spot,you might have laughed till your Adam's apple bulge out!Well did 'you' understand his blunder??Or are you one of him??
;-)
Friday, August 29, 2008
Summer Storm To An End...!!!
It came before me as a summer storm,
And took me with it once it for all.
It drove me with it for long,
I screamed in the hope of help.
None lent me their arms,
That were strong enough to pull me out.
Seasons passed,
The mighty continued.
I wished for it to spare me,
I wished for it to leave me behind.
It carried me round the sun twice,
Where I expected it to stop.
It fooled me with ease,
And continued to grow stronger.
There I made an attempt to jump out,
And it worked out well.
It lost its strength to the world,
Though it was the same to me.
It didn't appreciate my try,
But I didn't act like I cared.
I decided to surrender my attempt,
And it seemed to understand my try.
It was sweeter than ever before,
And I really fell for it.
The world still believes it to weaken by time,
But me alone feel its constant strength.
And now it threw me away like I always wished,
And is leading a distance from me.
I gaze into it with wide open eyes,
And watch it moving away from me.
Around me is the pain of joy,
Or never can I judge it as pain or joy.
It seems like a dream come true,
Which now is a nightmare of a lifetime.
Crystal was my heart times ago,
And it's shattered as it was one.
Inescapable pain drives through my nerves wild,
But I bare it in the hope of upcoming joy.
Is it an end to start?
Or is it an end to stop?
Now the storm is out of my sight,
As it dumped me out of it for heaven's sake.
It did its job,
But never did it watch the place where I was thrown.
It was a bed of thorns,
Which pierced into every pore of my flesh.
I bleed an ocean of blood,
I shed an ocean of tears.
I still cannot make out my mind,
Nor can I control my emotions.
Do I want the storm come back?
And took me with it once it for all.
It drove me with it for long,
I screamed in the hope of help.
None lent me their arms,
That were strong enough to pull me out.
Seasons passed,
The mighty continued.
I wished for it to spare me,
I wished for it to leave me behind.
It carried me round the sun twice,
Where I expected it to stop.
It fooled me with ease,
And continued to grow stronger.
There I made an attempt to jump out,
And it worked out well.
It lost its strength to the world,
Though it was the same to me.
It didn't appreciate my try,
But I didn't act like I cared.
I decided to surrender my attempt,
And it seemed to understand my try.
It was sweeter than ever before,
And I really fell for it.
The world still believes it to weaken by time,
But me alone feel its constant strength.
And now it threw me away like I always wished,
And is leading a distance from me.
I gaze into it with wide open eyes,
And watch it moving away from me.
Around me is the pain of joy,
Or never can I judge it as pain or joy.
It seems like a dream come true,
Which now is a nightmare of a lifetime.
Crystal was my heart times ago,
And it's shattered as it was one.
Inescapable pain drives through my nerves wild,
But I bare it in the hope of upcoming joy.
Is it an end to start?
Or is it an end to stop?
Now the storm is out of my sight,
As it dumped me out of it for heaven's sake.
It did its job,
But never did it watch the place where I was thrown.
It was a bed of thorns,
Which pierced into every pore of my flesh.
I bleed an ocean of blood,
I shed an ocean of tears.
I still cannot make out my mind,
Nor can I control my emotions.
Do I want the storm come back?
Or do I want to heal myself?
Saturday, August 09, 2008
Flame Of Life...!!!
The flames of life surrounded me completely,
With its merciless heat that burnt my soul brutally.
The efforts made to stop it were burnt with my soul,
Jus' a waste of time it seemed.
No attempt helped me stop the flame,
As none were strong enough to do the job.
There I made reasons to put out the flame,
And the reasons were all my own.
It was an endless ocean of lies,
And were filled with drops of truths.
I ne'er cared to gaze into the other side of it,
'cause all what I cared was my own joy.
I told myself that I was out of the flame,
And made the fellows believe the same.
Now when I look deep into myself,
The pity for myself grows harder.
The lies are the cover for my emotions,
And I love 'em for my own good.
The reason being that I hate the truth,
For I'm still on the glowing crimson flame!
With its merciless heat that burnt my soul brutally.
The efforts made to stop it were burnt with my soul,
Jus' a waste of time it seemed.
No attempt helped me stop the flame,
As none were strong enough to do the job.
There I made reasons to put out the flame,
And the reasons were all my own.
It was an endless ocean of lies,
And were filled with drops of truths.
I ne'er cared to gaze into the other side of it,
'cause all what I cared was my own joy.
I told myself that I was out of the flame,
And made the fellows believe the same.
Now when I look deep into myself,
The pity for myself grows harder.
The lies are the cover for my emotions,
And I love 'em for my own good.
The reason being that I hate the truth,
For I'm still on the glowing crimson flame!
Friday, July 11, 2008
Face!Or is it?
I'm still amazed that I drew a human figure!!Grown from an eye,nose and lips!!(The previous post)...
You Can't Lose What You Never Had...
At last!!!There came a human face without much difficulties!!!Simple,yet good one...Hehe..Self evaluation!!!!
;)
Guess Who!!!
The first ever human figure by my hand!!!Worked a lot to get the output!!!If I'm not wrong,It's drawn by me when I was in my 6th or 7th grade!!!Hope you understand the great man..!
The Tree!!!
It's not jus' a tree...It's The Tree!!!The first ever tree of mine which looked like a.......
like a TREE!!!!
:)
Kuchi Kuchi Kooo....
Now obviously you'll have a doubt that I'm a bird lover...It's not...I am not good at drawing humans..Seriously!!!
Ooohhh Birdiee!!!
The creation of true spirit!!!Hehe...Work done to check if my pencil and mind goes the same way!!!Drawn after a looong time gap,using a single 0.5mm lead pencil...And I seriously wasn't disappointed with the result!!:-D
Sunday, July 06, 2008
The Mistake!
I searched you in the crowd,
Drivin' my eyes through every livin',
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause it wasn't the right place...
I searched you all over the mother earth,
Like there was no more place left to search,
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause the earth ne'er reside angels...
I searched you on the shinin' full moon,
As I gazed into my loneliness,
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause the moon is ashamed to,when you're around...
I searched you in the heavens,
For you're the angel of my dreams,
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause I could ne'er reach the heavens...
I searched you in the scary hell,
For my next life is there,
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause you could ne'er reach the hell...
I couldn't find you dear,
'cause I ne'er cared to search the right place,
I ne'er knew you were here,
So close to me,at my reach...
I made a mistake,
A mistake that can ne'er be forgiven,
For I didn't search the real place,
The real place bein' my very own heart!
Drivin' my eyes through every livin',
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause it wasn't the right place...
I searched you all over the mother earth,
Like there was no more place left to search,
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause the earth ne'er reside angels...
I searched you on the shinin' full moon,
As I gazed into my loneliness,
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause the moon is ashamed to,when you're around...
I searched you in the heavens,
For you're the angel of my dreams,
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause I could ne'er reach the heavens...
I searched you in the scary hell,
For my next life is there,
But I couldn't find you dear,
'cause you could ne'er reach the hell...
I couldn't find you dear,
'cause I ne'er cared to search the right place,
I ne'er knew you were here,
So close to me,at my reach...
I made a mistake,
A mistake that can ne'er be forgiven,
For I didn't search the real place,
The real place bein' my very own heart!
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